In Konoha, I Conquer Everyone with My BGM

Everyone, I’m a rogue ninja on the run. I just beat up a blond Konoha genin, and suddenly a super-hype BGM started playing in the sky. He’s about to get back up. Should I fight or run? What do I do? I’m in a real hurry!

Blue Bird: "Dad, I want to be Hokage!"

To the End of the World: "I can do it! I absolutely won’t give in!"

Digimon: "Damn, why did my summoning beast suddenly evolve?!"

Also known as: Naruto: Blue Bird from the Start, Singing on a Dragon's Back, Making Everyone in Konoha Cry

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.