In the World of Pirates: The System Won't Let Me Be a Couch Potato

“Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have obtained the Mythical Zoan: Phoenix Fruit!”

“Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have obtained top-tier Haki in all three colors!”

“Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have obtained the mythical weapon, the East Emperor Bell!”

“Ding! ...”

“Host, you're making this really awkward for me. I want to put in some effort too!”

“I want to say something cool like, ‘Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river!’”

Seeing the System hand out all kinds of gifts without any regard for reason, Xiang Fan thought, “What, did I end up with some sugar mommy of a System?!”

“Kaido, if I bring this bell down on you, you'll get smashed to bits. Believe it or not?!”

“This System is awesome! I'm sold!”

System: “How the hell did I end up picking this Host?!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.