This Is How People from Zuan Say Hello

In Zaun, I became Ekko, the "Boy Who Shattered Time."

A young man from Zaun, in Runeterra, the world of Valoran.

I activate the Zaun-Style Greeting System.

What do you mean, a Zaun-style greeting?

You greet people by pointing out their flaws.

I'm not talking about any one person. I mean everyone sitting here. You're all idiots.

Unlock the shop.

A full six-item build????

Sorry!

I can wear a million items.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.