No one wants to hear from Hogwarts, wave their wand in Charms, or win the House Cup at the end of term...
But the premise is that I have to survive being hit again and again with the trio!
"Hey, Iros, have you finished the paper that Professor Snape left?"
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Why should I choose to survive?
Hermione... Please, just let me have a look!
If Merlin gives me another chance, I will definitely not choose to follow Harry out of curiosity!
That blond little bastard I met while staying at the Malfoys' house is causing trouble again? It's okay, he still learned his sarcasm from me.
Those twins started calling me "Gryffindor Mascot" and "Miss Stuttering" after me again... If they weren't two heads taller than me, I would have taught them a lesson.
Why does that Ravenclaw named James drink every day?
Who used my chopsticks as a magic wand again?
Why are there so many notes in the History of Magic?
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.