Stop Pretending, Grandpa! We All Know Who You Are!

The little granddaughter borrowed money from a shady company out of vanity and a desire to keep up with others. When debt collectors came to force her to pay it back, she had no choice but to let them open her grandfather's locked room and search for money.

But then...

In her grandfather's room, the debt collectors found one incredibly heavy weapon after another, swords, spears, blades, and halberds that nobody could lift; all sorts of strange pots, bowls, and other utensils; a suit of ancient armor that shimmered with white light; many bamboo scrolls and books they couldn't understand; and a strange eagle statue that looked like stone, its eyes emitting an eerie red glow.

And... an autobiography about her grandfather, written in modern language.

The debt collectors opened it to the first page. It read:

"I could call my arrival on Earth a misfortune, because this is a barren planet without spiritual energy or cultivators. It is the lowest-ranked world in the star region, one whose very existence is ignored. For us cultivators, the lack of spiritual energy is tantamount to the end of the path of cultivation. But it was also fortunate, because here..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.