Journey to the West: The Brat I Had with Chang'e Has Come Down from the Mountain!

Immortal Realm Daily: Shocking! The East Sea Dragon King's whiskers were plucked in the middle of the night, and his shrimp soldiers and crab generals became food. Is this a distortion of immortal nature, or a collapse of morality?!!!

Chang'e puts down the newspaper. "Honey, the little rascal is out causing trouble again."

Xiu Xian takes a leisurely sip of tea. "Which immortal is the little brat messing with this time?"

Chang'e: "He went to the East Sea and plucked out the East Sea Dragon King's whiskers."

Xiu Xian sprays tea from his mouth. It takes him a while to recover. "What about our eldest daughter? She just took the Golden-Winged Peng King's daughter as her subordinate. Surely she'll behave for a while now."

Chang'e: "How can you say that with a straight face? Last time, you said the Barefoot Immortal's spirit chickens were delicious. She took the Peng King's daughter and roasted every last one of them. Now the Barefoot Immortal's disciples are chasing her all over the world."

Xiu Xian glances at the ever-increasing points on the Little Rascal System and nods with satisfaction.

This time, maintaining peace...

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