Bro, Please, I'll Even Kowtow to You, Just Sell Me Some Medicine

"Wang Can! Do you have any more of that medicine? I want to give one to my best friend so she can win first place on a talent show and become a big star!" A stunning beauty knelt before Wang Can and asked.

"Mr. Wang Can! Do you have any medicine left? I'd like to buy one to extend my life! I don't want to become the world's richest man only to kick the bucket before I've even been one for two years!" A white-haired billionaire asked, leaning beside Wang Can as he played video games.

"Boss Wang Can! Do you have any medicine left? If I take one, I'll make a few more shots, and then we'll be guaranteed a three-peat in the NBA!" A superstar and national basketball idol waited outside the bathroom for Wang Can to finish up and answer.

"Medicine! Medicine! Medicine! I've got more than anyone could ever finish! But if you want to buy some, you have to be interesting enough to catch my attention!" Wang Can shouted as he practiced yoga.

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