NBA: Please, Give Me a Win

Amateur player Zhang proud unexpectedly became the head coach of the Celtics in the 2002-03 season. Faced with the temptation of a $10 million reward from the system for losing a game, he decided to lose 82 games a season. However, he was clearly a rookie, but he managed to achieve miracles by randomly arranging tactics and successfully won the game. After the game, every substitution, every arrangement, and even a nose-picking action were mistaken for strategizing and cunning. Jordan: There is no doubt that Zhang is the most powerful basketball coach in history! Zen Master: Frankly speaking, I am half as good as Zhang! Kobe Bryant: If Zhang was the coach of the Lakers, I would have won six consecutive championships. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.