Urban: Who Here Can Take One Punch from Me?!

"Ding! The Life-Assist System is at your service."

One day, Zhang Guican got bound to a strange System.

"System! This mountain's in my way!" Zhang Guican said, looking at the mountain blocking his path.

"The Life-Assist System is at your service. You have been granted one million experience points. Host level: Ghost God tier."

And so the mountain was moved**.

"System! I can't beat this big shot!" Zhang Guican ventured, looking at the powerful man wreaking havoc on the world.

"The Life-Assist System is at your service. You have been granted ten million experience points. Host level: Ascension tier."

And so the big shot was torn apart.

After being "assisted" by the System again and again, Zhang Guican realized that no one in all the vast cosmos could withstand even one of his blows.

Mountain: I only delayed him from getting to school for a little while. How did I end up getting moved**?

Big Shot: I didn't even touch him! How did I get torn apart too?

Zhang Guican: System, I'm tired from training. Can I take a break?

System: No. Time is precious. Keep training!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.