The Silly Girl's Diary of Chasing the Dragon

"I'm telling you all, becoming an immortal is no big deal! Today you couldn't care less about me, but tomorrow you'll be begging for my attention!"

She plunged into the mountains and devoted herself to cultivation somewhere out of sight, vanishing without a trace.

"Martial Uncle! My master says he's getting married! Come out already!"

She rushed out of seclusion, thrilled, only to discover she was the butt of a joke. So she went to wipe out his whole nest of dragons.

"This isn't how it was supposed to go!"

"Hey, girl!" A so-called dim-witted dragon chased her all the way, being as obnoxious as could be.

"Eldest Senior Brother, meet my future husband!" Beaming, she introduced him and pushed her own big brother forward. If these two got together, they'd punch a hole in the heavens.

"Hurry up and call her sister-in-law!"

She'd calculated everything, but never guessed her own big brother had a few screws loose. How had he ended up mixed up with her?

"No way!"

"Little brother!" Shamelessly, she threw herself at her former Eldest Senior Brother, and everything descended into chaos.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.