Showbiz: This Director Is a Bit of a Rogue

Don't talk to me about love. Isn't making money better?

"I'm just a playboy. I only dabble in music."

"An actor? My face is about the only thing I've got going for me. I can just about pass as one."

"A director? That really doesn't make money. Mostly, it's a way to make friends. I don't have any talent. I've just been lucky."

"A womanizer? Don't make things up. You might get a letter from my lawyer!"

"I told you, I'm just a playboy. What does the word 'womanizer' have to do with me?"

"Is being handsome a crime?"

"Love? I haven't really thought about it yet. Society is so complicated these days."

"The future? Ask me about it when it comes."

"Next!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.