Anime Crossover: I Can Evolve Infinitely, Starting in Konoha Village

He Si picked up a cat and pampered it with the finest food every day. The only thing was, this cat was a little strange. It never ate cat food and preferred carrots.

Oh, and lately, something odd had been going on. Why were the shower gel and shampoo at home running out so quickly? And why did strands of women's hair keep appearing around the house? It had to be the cleaning lady's fault.

"Youzi, how about we get a cleaning lady who doesn't shed? She loses so much hair, she must be going bald."

He Si picked up the little black cat and grumbled unhappily.

"Smack!" The little black cat kicked He Si in the face and ignored her for the rest of the night.

"...What's gotten into this cat? Why is it so snappy today?"

Then one evening, He Si came home and gently opened the door. She saw a stunning young woman curled up on the sofa, eyes red as she furiously beat the teddy bear in her hands.

"You're the one who's going bald! You're the one who's going bald! You're the one who's going bald!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.