Sin City: Wanted Worldwide!

Take a nap!

Ding-dong! Congratulations, Host, your cultivation has advanced to Yellow Rank, Eighth Grade.

Get into a fight!

Ding-dong! Congratulations, Host, your cultivation has advanced to Black Rank, Sixth Grade.

Have a meal!

Ding-dong! Congratulations, Host, your cultivation has advanced to Earth Rank, First Grade, and you are about to face your first heavenly tribulation.

Can't you let someone who loves their food enjoy a meal in peace? How am I supposed to eat after going through a tribulation?

You can, Host. If you self-destruct, the tribulation will end immediately...

Uh... Fine, I'll go through it...

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