The Weirdest General in History, Who Keeps Courting Death

The protagonist isn't a person at all, but a wishing stone… scattered across the continent of Valoran. It meets many people there and helps quite a few heroes fulfill their wishes. It encounters fierce but daring Noxians, cunning yet clever Bilgewater folk, and honest, somewhat slow-witted Demacians. This book tells the adventures of a wishing stone, using one short story after another to reveal the heroes' lives.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.