Honghuang: Please, Stop Misunderstanding Me

Ling Xuan is trapped by Pangu atop Mount Zhou. To pass the time, he brings various living beings inside and scolds them whenever he feels like it.

"How can you not even chop firewood? So you're supposed to be able to calculate the secrets of heaven? First figure out how to calculate the firewood."

"And you! You're just standing there watching, waiting to see if Heaven's will takes care of this beast for you? If there's no food later, I'll sacrifice you to Heaven's will."

After these people leave Mount Zhou, the entire world of the primordial wilderness undergoes a dramatic change.

"So that day, the senior was teaching me that if I want to calculate the secrets of heaven, I must first calculate everything in the world. I, Fuxi, have understood!"

"So the senior was telling me that following Heaven's will means following my own. From this day on, I, Taishang Laozi, am Heaven's will!"

When Ling Xuan learns what happened, he is on the verge of tears.

I didn't! I never said that! Don't make things up! I just want to be a laid-back slacker!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.