This Isn’t the Three Kingdoms I Signed Up For

As history moves through the Xia, Shang, Zhou, Qin, Han, and into the Eastern Han, Wei Zheng arrives, well versed in the history of the Three Kingdoms! He's here!! Striding in arrogantly, he intends to tell the whole world: "Your Heaven-appointed hero has arrived!"

What??? The emperor is Liu Bian?? Liu Xie is the Prince of Hongnong?? Yuan Shao is the Chancellor?? Cao Cao is the Grand Commandant??

What about Liu Bei? Liu, Liu... sob, who's covering my mouth?

A young woman clamps a hand over Wei Zheng's mouth, thinking anxiously: "This is bad, this is bad! I'm Wei Xi, stunningly beautiful, exceptionally talented, mature and level-headed, with countless virtues! My only dream is to live forever and keep a low profile until the end of time! But why does my silly brother keep running his mouth? How can he casually mention the names of these great figures? They're all Great Golden Immortals! Heavenly Dao above, please protect my brother from being beaten to death."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.