Xuanhuan: I Really Can’t Cultivate Immortality

After transmigrating to a fantasy world, Shen Tian assumes he'll be like other transmigrators and have cheat powers that let him slaughter his way to the top.

But three years pass, and he still hasn't even reached the Qi Refining stage.

What he never expected is that even sweeping the floor at random can trigger celestial phenomena.

Playing a few notes on a two-stringed fiddle can send all the nearby ghosts into the afterlife together, even reincarnating Sun Wukong's vengeful spirit.

His chess partner turns out to be an immortal who has ascended.

A little tune of his can even make the Heavenly Dao weep.

Though he is a mere mortal, he can make all the gods of the Heavenly Court descend to the mortal realm.

"Have you heard? Every move Mr. Shen makes contains the ultimate truths of the Great Dao!"

"Have you heard? Even a wad of Mr. Shen's spit could flood the entire Immortal Realm."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.