A Crematorium from the Start, Managing Reincarnation in the Mortal World

"Hey, Old Meng, we're running low on bottled Meng Po Soup. Let's compromise this time and brew about a million bottles."

"A million bottles is 'about enough' to you? The underworld's ghost laborers are complaining, you know."

Su Xian looked at the dense crowds of ghosts waiting to be reincarnated outside the crematorium and sighed helplessly.

"Old Meng, it's not like I want to do this. But 260,000 people die every day around the world. Could you at least send a few thousand soul collectors over to help?"

Meng Po stopped applying her makeup in the underworld and gritted her teeth. "No soul collectors. We'll just add a few more assembly lines."

Su Xian hung up and helplessly watched the ghosts streaming into the crematorium.

This job as "Director of the Living World's Reincarnation Department" was truly no work for a human being.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.