Shocking! I Got the Vibe of the Myriad Heavens All Wrong!

Ning Chen opened a novel bookstore, and suddenly his customers started getting strange.

There was a weird old man pretending to be a zombie, and a middle-aged man wearing a dragon robe and insisting he was Emperor Qin.

Wait, what the heck is this spirit-dog called Howling Celestial Dog?

He had no idea that, with every customer who came in, the worlds of the heavens were going completely off the rails.

Uncle Jiu: "What is Old Master Ren up to? After twenty years of sign-ins, he comes out invincible."

Yi Xiaochuan: "There's something off about Ying Zheng. Why did he call me a talent the moment we met and even give me the name Eunuch Yi?"

Yang Jian: "Damn that Howling Celestial Dog! It's turned the natural order upside down and wants to make me its pet human!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.