Investiture of the Gods: All My Disciples Are Poisonous

He transmigrates as Sect Master Tongtian and gets bound to a troublemaking System, recruiting a whole bunch of disciples.

Then...

Daoist Duobao loves experimenting with chemical reactions.

Golden Spirit Holy Mother is fond of music and is also a pessimist.

Wudang Holy Mother loves so-called modern firearms, especially engraving arrays on bullets.

Turtle Spirit Holy Mother only cares about cooking. Of the more than thirty immortal cranes on Golden Turtle Island, only three or four are left, and she ate every last one. She still denies it.

Still, she's a good cook. The braised crane tastes great.

And the Jie Sect Disciples have a name.

They're called the Fourth Calamity.

Nezha: Ao Bing was killed by a Sea Patrol Yaksha. They pulled out the dragon's tendons and framed me.

Ao Guang of Dragon Bay: Do you think I'm stupid?

Jiang Ziya: I swear Nuwa Palace really was brought down by Zhao Gongming.

Nuwa: Jiang Ziya, shut up.

Hongjun lets out a sigh: Looks like I'll have to step in myself.

Is Tongtian here?

Then I...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.