Idiot System: Ancient Treasures That Defy Heaven Take Me to Immortality

The male lead accidentally acquired an ancient treasure left by his ancestors and transmigrated to another world, activating the Ten-Thousand-Year System!

The System was a goofy little girl. She got moody because her clothes were too small, causing the System to go into unreliable mode!

"Ding-dong!" The System assigned its Host bizarre tasks and handed out unreliable rewards. It helped the protagonist show off and slap faces, but kept causing trouble too, leaving him laughing and crying at the same time!

Though the System was unreliable, the protagonist himself was dependable. He trained hard and raised his cultivation level until, in literature, he became a learned scholar, and in martial arts, an immortal god revered by everyone in the cultivation world!

If an enemy offended him, he didn't waste words. He fought!

If a thug hurt his family, he didn't waste words. He fought!

If he met a woman he liked, he didn't waste words. He'd sta... uh, I mean, he'd pursue her!

If a hooligan dared to covet his wife's beauty, he didn't waste words. He castrated him!

In short, I've got the protagonist's halo. I do what I want, soar as high as I want, and fear no one!

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.