Learn from Me, and You'll Never Find a Girlfriend Again

Girlfriend: "I like you."

"Sorry, I only like pretty girls."

Girlfriend: "I'm the campus belle."

"I like gentle girls."

Girlfriend: "Would you like a shoulder massage and back rub?"

"I like cute girls."

Girlfriend: "Aww, I can be really cute too!"

"I like..."

Girlfriend: "You think you can get away with that? I'm warning you, today is the last day of our identity-swap game. Try messing around again and I'll knock your teeth out!"

"Can't take a joke, huh? Go on, try hitting me!"

-- Host performed exceptionally today. Reward: two million!

Jiang Yang's philosophy of life was simple: having enough money was good enough, and having a home big enough to live in was good enough. Starting a business? Pah! Life only lasts a few decades. What's the point of starting a business?

But when it came to women, Jiang Yang did have one small request. It would be even better if Heaven could strip Lin Xiaoya of all that martial prowess!

Doctor: "Why is it you again?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.