Survive the Firefight: Somebody Get Him a Cigarette

You take a puff of a Hongtashan cigarette worth 7.5 yuan. Your reaction speed increases by 7.5% for one minute.

You take a puff of a Hong Nanjing cigarette worth 12 yuan. Your physical attributes increase by 12% for one minute.

The match begins:

70kg jerks: "Holy... That guy's sniper rifle is so fast!"

LSN slams the desk: "What the hell? How did I die? I only fired one shot at 180!"

Midway through the match:

Tang Maoqing stands up: "Kid, you're not bad!"

Chonger beams with pride: "Ha! I just scraped the pillar and got him twice. I'm out of practice now."

Teammates A, B, C, and D: "Coach, call a timeout! Jiang Lai's not doing well!"

Coach: "Timeout!"

Audience: "Does Jiang Lai have kidney problems? Why does he keep going to the bathroom?"

Teammates A, B, C, and D exchange glances and grin strangely: "We've got this one in the bag."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.