Chaotic System: Every Item Comes with Its Own Storyline

Congratulations, Host, you have received the item "Kick-Ass's Green Briefs": When we're getting beaten up, we might need a hero to get thrashed in our place, but...

Cao Chao: "??"

Congratulations, Host, you have received the item "Cat-Eared Girl Is a Cat": Activation requirement: a female cat...

Cao Chao: "!?"

Congratulations, Host, you have received the item "Lesser War God Belt": Host, your temporary daughter has been sent. Please prepare to receive her.

Cao Chao: "!!"

Congratulations, you have received a one-time item: "Nightmare Beneath the Same Blue Sky: Zombie Siege." You can bring along friends and fans who share your interests to experience the thrill of running with zombies. Clear the stage successfully for a chance to obtain a baby zombie...

Cao Chao: "..."

Cao Chao: "Sometimes, I really don't want to use them. They just activate on their own!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.