Adventure Game: My Luck Is So Terrible, I'm Invincible

"I was abandoned outside an orphanage as a child. Later, the orphanage was torn down for violating building regulations."

"Then I was adopted by a welfare home, which promptly caught fire."

"After that I started elementary school, and the school went bankrupt too."

"Over the years, I've survived hundreds of car accidents, four train derailments, thirty-nine pileups, natural gas leaks, gas explosions..."

"Life keeps trying to kill me, but I keep stubbornly surviving."

"But I never imagined that I'd end up in an adventure game where my life is constantly in danger."

"The clown in front of me has a revolver and wants me to play Russian roulette..."

After a few seconds of silence, I chose to shoot the clown...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.