Xuanhuan: You Wretched Disciple! You Broke Through Again?

Ye Tian awakens the Useless Disciple Training System. As long as his disciples are useless enough, he earns points. Pangu bloodline, Chaos cultivation arts, Nine-Revolution Golden Pills...

Talented people are hard to find, but aren't useless people everywhere?

First disciple: Master, something terrible happened! I just took a nap and broke through again!

Ye Tian: You rebellious brat! You're already a Great Encompassing Golden Immortal, and you still broke through? Are you trying to anger me to death so you can inherit the System?

Second disciple: Master, something terrible happened! I accidentally attained sainthood. What should I do?

Ye Tian: You rebellious brat! Just wait, I'll beat you to death!

Third disciple: Master, I've reached the 100,000th Qi Refining level. When are you going to teach me Foundation Establishment?

Ye Tian: You neglect your proper duties and actually want to cultivate? Take this Lightning-Fast Five-Whip Combo!

Little Junior Sister: Master, I don't wanna cultivate!

Ye Tian: You're the good one. Come on, tonight I'll teach you the philosophy of life over drinks.

The next day, Ye Tian looked at his little disciple, who had already broken through to the Great Dao realm, and completely lost his mind.

Why do his disciples break through no matter what they do?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.