Journey to the West: This Is Really Not What I Taught You!

Li Si traveled to the parallel Journey to the West and was bound to the system of "accepting disciples will make you stronger". If you don't accept the system, you will have to go back. What else can you do? Change your name to "Xu Daozi", build a gym, and start accepting disciples. Pagoda King: "Jade Emperor, this virtual Taoist, the second disciple did a good deed. He made a broken hammer and smashed all the windows of my exquisite pagoda*." "…." Erlang Shen: "And the three disciples of Xu Daozi used something to make their noses full of bugs. Now my Roaring Sky Dog can't go on a mission!" Xu Daozi: "There is such a thing, I have never taught you this skill!" Guanyin: "More than that, my jade bottle can hold water from the four seas. Your disciple can hold more water than I can in any basin. Where can I put my face? Uh-huh-huh." Xu Daozi: "No, listen to me, I have never taught these things!" Jade Emperor: "......" King Tota: "It's better to come with Xu Daozi first and then talk about it." "This is really not what I taught you, but don't bully others too much!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.