Journey to the West: I Didn't Teach Him This!

Li Si transmigrates into a parallel version of Journey to the West and gets bound to a "get stronger by taking disciples" System. He has to take disciples or go back, so what else can he do? He assumes the name Xudaozi, builds a Taoist temple, and starts taking disciples.

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: "Jade Emperor, that second disciple of Xudaozi made a mess of things. He built some lousy hammer and smashed the windows of my Exquisite Pagoda."

"…"

Erlang Shen: "And I don't know what Xudaozi's third disciple used to make those bugs' noses so sharp. Now my Howling Celestial Dog won't go on missions!"

Xudaozi: "That happened? I never taught him that!"

Guanyin: "That's not all. My Pure Water Bottle can hold the waters of the Four Seas, but one of your grand-disciples can carry more in an ordinary basin. How am I supposed to show my face? Boohoohoo."

Xudaozi: "No, listen to me. I never taught them any of that!"

Jade Emperor: "…"

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: "We'd better have Xudaozi brought here first."

"I really didn't teach them that, but don't push me too far!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.