I Work Part-Time in All the Worlds

"As an auto mechanic, I'm very good at driving. Is there any problem? Boss Tang?" - Fast and Furious "As an IRS employee, I investigated your CIA's tax evasion problem, and then caught two traitors. Isn't this my job? Tom Cruise?" Mission: Impossible "As a courier, it's normal for me to run faster, right? Flash?" A Flash "As a gym trainer, I have a lot of strength. Is there something wrong with me? Clark?" A Superman "As a wand maker, I know some small magic. Isn't it a professional requirement? Dumbledore?" - Harry Potter "As a substitute driver, isn't it a matter of course that I can drive the Mark Armor? To*?" An Iron Man This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.