Damn It, You Forced Me to Cultivate Immortality

Liu Kui transmigrated, hoping to live a lazy life, eating his fill and waiting for death.

But first he was bullied by lowly shrimp soldiers and crab generals, and then he caught the eye of the outer sect's still-alluring Grand Elder.

She may have been beautiful, but Liu Kui was unwilling to become her cultivation furnace.

Fortunately, he awakened a System.

Ding! An awakening mission has been issued.

Objective: reclaim your lost dignity and marry three Dao companions. Failure: become feminized.

From that day on,

Liu Kui embarked on a cultivation journey to find his Dao companions.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.