System: I Drew the Primordial Dao Body from the Start

Oh no! That white-clad devil, Shen Yi, is back again! Hurry, activate the wards! Nobody is allowed outside! Hey, I'm a dashing young man, suave and charming, with the looks of Pan An. I would never do anything bad! I'll just grab the Saintess and run, break into your treasury, then use a Greater Teleportation Talisman. What restricted zone? It's like I own the place!

Ah, this irresistible charm of mine!

Young people have no sense of honor. I'm warning you, watch your step!

I'm done pretending. I'll come clean: I'm an unparalleled genius!

From now on, this place is called Shen Yi Square!

Paratrooper One, Shen Yi, ready for action!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.