System: Fellow Daoist, Hear Me Out

"Fellow cultivators, please hear me out. I swear I didn't do it. My cultivation is so weak, how could I possibly rob him? He was the one who robbed me. I beg you to judge fairly."

"Fellow cultivators, don't believe a word he says. This kid plays the pig to eat the tiger. He was the one who robbed us just now. He even chopped off my hand!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.