In the Journey to the West, This Monk Tang Is Such a Jerk

College student Tang Doudou was sent flying after being hit by a truck while trying to help someone in danger. Somehow, he acquired a rotten System and took over the body of the monk who journeyed to the West. As long as he broke the precepts and completed System tasks, he could grow stronger. And so...

System: "Ding-dong! Congratulations, Host, for stepping on an ant..."

Tang Doudou: "...System, you're not human!"

System: "Ding-dong! Congratulations, Host, your answer is correct. Your reward is a case of walnut-milk-flavored urine drink. Use your brain often, and drink six walnuts!"

Guanyin: "Doudou, monks must not lie..."

Tang Doudou: "Amitabha, Sister Guanyin, I didn't hit anyone!"

Tang Emperor: "Imperial Brother, aren't monks supposed to be vegetarian? Why are you...?"

The immortals: "This monk is way too ferocious. We can't afford to provoke him!"

The demons: "Mom, I want to go home! This monk isn't human... sob sob!"

Faced with immortals, Buddhas, and demons, Tang...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.