Journey to the West: My Disciples Are a Bunch of Idiots

Sun Wukong: "I’m already a Taiyi Golden Immortal, and now you’re telling me I have to go to school?!"

Wang Quan transmigrates to the Journey to the West, a world filled with gods and Buddhas. Fortunately, he gets a Daoist Academy from the start, giving him a chance to keep his life.

He only meant to take on a few disciples and earn some rewards. Who could have guessed that every one of them would turn out to be a genius, throwing the Journey to the West, where even the Saints had been scheming, into utter chaos!

Sun Xiaotie: "Sun Wukong is dead. You picked him, so don’t complain! I’m eating Tang Sanzang, and not even Buddha himself can save him!"

Xiaotian Dog: "Erlang, wake up and take your medicine."

Golden-Winged Great Peng: "I hold the sun and moon in my hands and pluck stars from the sky. There is no one like me in the Three Realms. Alone, I fought the Three Pure Ones; with my bare hands, I conquered the Four Continents!"

Gold Horn and Silver Horn: "Potara! Potara! Fuse!"

Jade Emperor Haotian: "Please, stop giving them holidays!"

Buddha Tathagata: "Is this Journey to the West Tang Sanzang's Eighty-One Tribulations, or the Eighty-One Tribulations of Buddhism?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.