The Five O'Clock Instant Kill Begins

I can't take this anymore. I'll never be able to pay off this money. What do you mean, I can buy a supermarket chain for one cent, get eyes that can see through anything for two cents, and learn a whole set of medical skills for four cents? What have I got to worry about? I'll just buy it all!

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