My Health Bar Is So Long, I Don't Want a Promotion

Kaido of the Beasts: "That shameless bastard keeps blocking my front door every day, begging me to kill him!"

Charlotte Linlin: "Don't even get me started. He always comes back to steal my sweets during tea parties!"

Donquixote Doflamingo: "He shut down all my gangs. Now I can only work as a construction contractor in various countries!"

Celestial Dragon: "Which of you has it worse than me? This guy's a Marine, yet he keeps bullying us Celestial Dragons!"

Rahou: "The Celestial Dragons can get to the back of the line. Pirates, get lost! I don't want a promotion!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.