Urban: From the Start, Everyone Mistook Me for a Clown!

Xu Mo never imagined that he, a seasoned player in the dating game, would transmigrate into the body of a simp.

And a simp for a trashy woman, at that!

He spent eight hundred out of every thousand yuan on her, buying her food and drinks!

Damn it, the most ridiculous part was that after he confessed, the woman actually offered him a two-day boyfriend trial period?

What a joke! Would he, Xu Mo, put up with that?

Reject her! He had to turn her down, decisively!

"Ding! System bound! Mission: Be her boyfriend for two days! Mission reward: Pagani Huayra!"

Xu Mo: "..."

Two days later.

The woman: "Xu Mo, we're really not right for each other. Let's just be friends."

Xu Mo: "Sorry, have you ever considered working at a circus?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.