Online Game: As the Guild Leader, I Just Want to Slack Off

What? The virtual online game has become real, and all I want as a guild leader is to slack off. Is that too much to ask?

What? The Abyss is in turmoil, and we have to go fight? Can't I sit this one out?

What? They found a secret realm containing an artifact? Of course I'm bringing my best buddy to check it out. What do you mean, none of them want to go? You've got to be kidding me. As holders of the Thrones, can't you have even a little competitive spirit? Stop pushing everything onto other people, will you?

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