I'll Give You a Time Machine

My Mother Is an Actuary is an essay I wrote for a monthly exam. Thanks to it, I met Dai Peisi. Her two rows of long, sharp, nail-like eyelashes always appear in my dreams to prick me.

Shen Yue, whom I call Little Pepper, sat next to me for a year. It was a chance arrangement because the number of boys and girls in our class was odd for both. Envy and jealousy are the culprits behind all the trouble she causes me.

Bai Zhu is a girl who's completely crazy. She says youth is a heavy shell on a snail's back, and that I should carry it for her. So I silently took the blame for plenty of things...

And all I have is a time machine, but they all want it...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.