Traffic Guru: Conquering the World with Viral Comments

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Li Yixi accidentally discovered a way to make money while doing nothing: write comments, collect likes, and get paid.

From then on, Li Yixi racked his brain for outrageous one-liners, resorted to every trick to snag a top comment, reinvented himself to ride every trending topic, and shamelessly begged for likes.

"I was once a commoner, tilling the fields on my phone, preserving my good name through comments, with no ambition to make a name for myself online. Had you not looked past my humble origins and lowered yourself to meet me in the comments, liking my witty remarks, I would never have been moved to serve you in the top comments."

As his quest for likes pressed on, Li Yixi climbed step by step to the peak of internet fame:

"He's a superstar who made his debut by posting comments."

"He's an unsung hero who saved lives through his comments."

"He's a people's tycoon who made his fortune by posting comments."

This is an age ruled by capital, an age ruled by online traffic, and, above all, an age where the strong prey on the weak!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.