Online Game: Drunk and Roaming a Thousand Miles

Everyone else was leveling up and fighting monsters, while Qianli spent all day drinking. Yet no one could criticize him, because his hidden constitution let him raise his attributes by drinking.

Team fans: "What are you guys doing right now?"

Qianli: "Drinking."

Ling Ge: "Eating."

Gui Hu: "Picking up girls."

Qi Yu: "Playing chess for money."

Team fans: "You're all star players in the New Gods League. Is all you can do eat, drink, chase women, and gamble?"

"What else? Spend all day 'testing medicine' like Tong Yao? I hear she's already become the first player in the game to die a hundred times."

Team fans: "Do any of you have a more refined skill?"

Tong Yao: "Music."

Qi Yu: "Chess."

Gui Hu: "Calligraphy."

Ling Ge: "Painting."

Team fans: "What about you, Qianli?"

Qianli: "Don't look at me. All I know how to do is drink."

Qianli suddenly thought of something and pondered for a moment. "Does writing poetry count?"

Everyone: "You'd better stick to drinking."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.