The Hammer of Tang Shen

The moment I opened my eyes, a strange old man grabbed me and insisted that I become his disciple. Being his disciple would be fine, but why was a yellow-haired monkey going to be my senior brother? I asked the strange old man if he knew the core socialist values: prosperity, democracy, civility, harmony, and freedom! But when the old man kicked a boulder to pieces, I wisely shut my mouth...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.