Xuanhuan: My Disciples Are Too Good at Making Things Up

Su Ming is reborn as the World Tree and activates the God-Tier Teaching System.

"What?"

"The worse my disciples are, the more compensation rewards I get?"

Su Ming made up his mind: he would teach his disciples so badly they'd become hopeless.

His eldest disciple, Shi: "Master, I followed your advice and focused on my studies. Sure enough, I've reached the Saint realm!"

His second disciple, Xiao: "Master was right. I really am suited to water-element cultivation techniques. The strange flame is amazing!"

His third disciple, Han: "Master told me never to back down when trouble comes, and to charge in headfirst. I've already attained the Heavenly Venerable's rank!"

Damn it!

These disciples are way too good at reading things into everything.

Su Ming looked silently at his youngest disciple. "Whatever you do, don't learn from them. Cultivation is dangerous. You're your master's last hope..."

"Okay, I absolutely won't cultivate."

"By the way, Master... I invented a mecha!"

I'm no good at writing blurbs...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.