My Lord Marquis, the Emperor Listens to You

At court

"Lord Fang, stop slandering me! When have I ever said such a thing?"

"Slander you? I've got a recording!"

On the battlefield

"General Fang, I'm certain the enemy will pass through here tomorrow!"

"Are you sure?"

"I'll stake my head on it!"

"Good! Get a few men to bury these landmines here! Let's blow those bastards to hell!"

Before the two armies

"Qi warriors! Who dares fight me?"

"I do!"

"They sent a little brat! I'll split you in two with one strike!"

"Bang!"

"Quit yapping! Haven't you heard that no matter how skilled you are, one bullet will take you down? Men, charge!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.