Attack on Titan
Eren: Don't stop me! I want to destroy the world! I want to protect Eldia! I want to protect everyone inside the walls.
Everyone: Eren, let's talk this through.
Carl Seven: Talk my ass, Eren. Get over here and calm down for a bit. See that? That's a Fat Man. One Fat Man is worth a million of your troops, and it's much more efficient. The best part is, we've got hundreds of them.
486: Don't worry, Carl Seven. I've already struck a deal with Crusch. It's all settled.
Carl Seven: Deal my ass! See that? Those are magical cannons and Fat Man bombs. That's a barrier that blocks incorporeal beings. The dragon's already right in front of you, and you still call yourself a cannon fodder?
Extras: He can't even be called a knight. He's even worse than that "Failed Knight."
Carl Seven pulls out a pistol and shoots a certain major villain in the head. "What did you say? Stella, let's go."
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