Damn It! This Wukong Is So Infuriating

He transmigrates into Journey to the West and becomes Sun Wukong, trapped beneath Five-Finger Mountain, then activates the Annoy People to Get Stronger System.

Before Five-Finger Mountain, Guanyin descends from the sky. "Wukong, I am Bodhisattva Guanyin."

The Great Sage Sun shakes his head. "I know Bodhisattva Guanyin, but there are countless powerful beings in this world. Who's to say you're not an impostor?"

Guanyin asks, "What will it take for you to believe me?"

The Great Sage Sun says, "I heard that the real Bodhisattva Guanyin has a jade bottle filled with Three Lights Divine Water. Let me see your bottle and we'll know."

Guanyin hesitates for a moment, then nods. "All right. Here, take it."

Sun Wukong picks up the jade bottle and gulps down all the Three Lights Divine Water.

A moment later, Guanyin leaves, and faint sobbing can be heard in the air.

"Waaah..."

"My Three Lights Divine Water, cultivated for ten thousand years! It's all gone!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.