Office worker Su Bai got bound to a scratch-card System, but in an entire year, he didn't sell a single scratch card.
As luck would have it, on the very day that year was up, he joined a chat group for the myriad heavens **.
Su Bai: "Huh? I can't sell any scratch cards, so it found me some customers?"
Master Ye: "I want to scratch more! I won't give up until I get the Three-Point Return to Origin Qi!"
Ye Hei: "I can't scratch anymore, I can't scratch anymore. I don't have a drop left."
Uncle Jiu: "I can still catch ghosts! I can still fight zombies! Just ten more merit points and I can scratch for an orange card."
Fahai: "I'm going to ** those two snake demons right now! I have to scratch for a Buddha's relic today!"
Kaguya: "Ugh, why work so hard? Hmph, why not just trick the owner of the scratch cards into falling for you?"
Slime King: "The person above is right!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
