Xuanhuan: My Sword Spirit Is a Goofball

"Xiao Qi, why do you think those demon beasts behind us keep following us? Could it be that they're throwing us a farewell party because we're leaving?"

"I don't think so. I reckon they're captivated by my peerless beauty and can't bear to part with me. They want to follow me, even to the ends of the earth. Ah, this irresistible charm of mine!"

"That explains why those wild boar demons have been following so closely. It's your charm. Why don't you stay here with them and live happily ever after?"

"You stinky Juju! You're the one the wild boar demons adore and covet. Your whole family is! I misspoke just now. It was your ** male hormones that lured all those sows, female monkeys, and she-rats over. They want to have eighteen babies in one litter so you can fulfill your fatherly duties. Yes, that's exactly it."

"You little brat, you've got one cheek stuck to the other: thick-skinned on one side and shameless on the other. You clearly said yourself that you were being..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.