I Really Am the Heavenly Dao: A Blind Date from the Start Goes Wrong

Xu Fan is an utterly ordinary mortal, but just yesterday, he inherited the laws of the Heavenly Dao and became the new ruler of the primordial universe!

He had originally planned to set up a fortune-telling stall and read people's fates to earn some extra money, saving up to support his senior and junior female schoolmates and the female streamers he followed.

But then he unexpectedly got a call from his parents, telling him to go on a blind date in Wanquan.

Xu Fan: "Dad, is my blind date a respectable woman? What if she's one of Wanquan's girls and I bring her home, only for someone in our hometown to recognize her?"

Xu's father: "Don't worry. She's a proper young lady from a respectable family, very ladylike. I've met her."

Xu Fan: "How tall is she? Is she pretty?"

His father didn't answer. Instead, he thought back to the baby girl swaddled in blankets eighteen years ago. She was probably thirty centimeters tall. He had no idea if she was pretty, but she had certainly been quiet and refined.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.