Urban: I Activated the Super Couch Potato System

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've activated the Super Slacker System!"

Task 1: Get a girlfriend. Reward: one Bugatti!

Task 2: Fall in love and enjoy romance. Reward: one villa!

Task 3: Read novels and play games. Reward: one billion in cash!

Task 4: Sleep in and refuse to get up. Reward: double stamina!

Task 5: Don't exercise and have no ambitions. Reward: a conglomerate worth ten billion!

Task 6: ...

Ye Xuan pleaded earnestly: "System Dad, I just want to quietly live like an ordinary person!"

Super Slacker System: "No, you don't. Slackers are the greatest beings of all!"

Ye Xuan snapped: "If people have no dreams, how are they any different from salted fish?!"

Slacker System: "Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've grasped the truth of salted fish. Reward: omnipotence!"

Ye Xuan: "..."

From then on,

Ye Xuan found himself on the path to becoming the most incredible, world-shaking slacker ever.

And he just kept going...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.